Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Furry Dick

Dear Roommate,

Hey you you furry piece of dick. You vomit on the floor, refuse to clean up after yourself, complain incessantly about the lack of food, but never go get anyone to cut your toenails. I can actually hear them clicking on the floor. You think grooming is a group event and to top it off you lick your ass in front of company. Seriously stop being such a dick

ps - I'm so glad I chopped off your balls when I had the chance



7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, clever.

Anonymous said...

I love this one!

Unknown said...

I have 3 of these in my house - never do a damn thing to help out! Bastards. ;)

Anonymous said...

best one hands down.

Anonymous said...

so funny

Anonymous said...

hahahaha

Anonymous said...

so boring

 
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