Monday, November 5, 2007

Deep Throat Dick

Dear Roommate,

Why did you try to give your boyfriend head in the back of MY car when you were drunk? You know you have no gag reflex control! It’s disgusting!

P.S Please don't try and pull the old "he's huge" excuse. You know we both dated him. HE'S TINY!! 

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

You guys both dated the same guy? And you are roommates...? ...awkward...

Sami said...

Weird.. i mean, i've dated an ex of one of my good friends but we avoided anything awkward like that. :/

Anonymous said...

so not only are you roommates and dated the same guy, she thought itd be cool to blow him in the back of you're car (I'm assuming) while you were driving? haha fucked up

Anonymous said...

fake.com/nofuckingwaythishappened

Anonymous said...

Is she more mad about the puke or the roommate giving her boyfriend a blowjob?? Cause it kinda sounds like she's more upset about the puke...

happylard said...

those roommies might be dudes

sausage fest

Anonymous said...

My friend did that once with a guys she was dating. Totally puked on him while giving head.

Anonymous said...

Mine too.

People, you don't have to deep throat all the time. Better to play a light game for one night than to puke on the team captain.

Anonymous said...

speaking as a guy, go for the gusto. I dont really give a shit if you puke, as long as you dont stop afterwards. I appreciate the effort. (and it makes me pretty damn proud)

Anonymous said...

Blowjobs are a sin.

Anonymous said...

puke makes for great lube

Anonymous said...

My girl almost threw up once and yes it does make you proud but if she ever does throw up. Ya ill have to say atleast clean up wash your mouth and lets start round 2

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Anonymous said...

were is the cock sucker

Ha. said...

She's upset about the puke. She doesn't care about the tiny dick boyfriend. I guarantee this happened.

 
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