Dear Roommate,
Having that first girlfriend is a rememberable event in one's life. Especially if that first girlfriend let's you f*ck her on the first date. I'm happy for you. Truly. But f*cking her like clockwork at 6:45 AM every f*cking day, including Saturdays and Sundays for the past 3 f*cking weeks when I'm in the f*cking room is a bit f*cking ridiculous. Could you at least wait until I take a shower? Or put a gag over her f$cking mouth so I don't wake up. Hopefully you've been inspecting those condoms a little closer lately! I'm guessing you'll start to cut down once she starts "showing." HAHA...suck it bitch!
Monday, November 19, 2007
Payback is a Bitch
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Wow, you're an asshole.
He wakes you up with sex so you're going to make him accidentally impregnate his new girl friend. Truly you are the dick sir.
wow, you sort of need to go to hell, asshole.
yeah, you're the dick.
Ummmmmm, he is a big dick, but you are a bigger dick. 3 or 4 times the size. Thats a pretty big dick. Asshole.
Gud one dude. Class A dick.
Oh wow. He interrupts your beauty sleep so let's get his girlfriend preggers. Deush. Just ask him to fuck at her place or something.
Wow. I hope this leads to roommate's first abortion too.
You are such a DICK!
I think I'd notice that hole, specially since you are stringing floss through it...moron!
First abortion is right. But hey if she's cool enough to fuck every morning it shouldn't be a problem, right?
Both guys in this situation sound like dicks.
A real man would say something to him. A cowardly dick pokes holes in condoms. You = Dick.
He is fucking in the same room as him, that gets fucking annoying. Plus he shouldn't have to say anything because that kind of behavior is ridiculous.
Either talk to your roommate or buy some earplugs, asshole. You're a worse dick than nearly every other roommate on this blog.
just tell him he's a dick. it doesn't seem like his entire future should be jeopardized for this. sure it's annoying, but at least he's getting some. anyways, you've infinitely overshadowed his dick-ness after your "revenge".
That just might be the most fucked up thing Ive seen on here...
What an asshole. You should have to pay child support if she gets preggers.
Crossin a line buddy.
Dude,
Seriously, that is quite honestly the most Dick move I have ever seen. I mean seriously, what the fuck. The only way I could see you not being the ultimate dick in this situation is if they were fucking ON you every morning. And I mean literally, you wake up to back on top of your face at 6:45 every morning, moaning and sweaty.I am just fucking shocked, Douchebag.
you are an asshole.
man up and just talk to him, chump.
that's way over the top dude. I had a roommate like that once, but seriously...that's over the line what you did
Haha, I love how everyone is being a pussy about it! Man up guys, it's going to happen anyway. Plus, it'll teach his roomy not to fuk with him. The poster is not a dick...he's just karma...
ANNNNND i'm boycotting this website for even posting this.
The poster is a total dick, dude, that is not even cool to poke holes in his condoms. Seriously, I would sit back with a beer and popcorn and enjoy the show, and make a big point about the beer and popcorn, that'll embarrass them both to the point you'll never have to worry about them having sex in the same room again(unless they are the type that gets off when people watch)
I'm having a hard time believing half of the shit that's posted at this website anymore.
set up a video cam, tape the sessions and then sell them for 14.95 on this site. You'd make your rent money and then some.
I nominate the Poster for Dick of the Month, the prize is a flogging, because he's a fucktard who needs to have some sense beat into him.
yeah, fyi, poking holes in someones condoms is illegal. something about exposing people to hazardous fluids. could contain aids or other stds
Guess what.
Your all chumps, its likely a joke,
and anyways, abortion methods are safe, easy and inexpensive. Stop bellyaching over some malformed, imoral vengance. We're all human here, and whats more human than acting contrary to whats right...
"abortion methods are safe, easy and inexpensive"
Obviously it's not your uterus getting scrapped.
Oh the controversy!
.....:-(
i second the nomination for the poster to be awarded dick of the year.
abortions may be safe and nonhazardous, but do you realize the mental strain and anguish that comes with having to decide to have one? thousands of soldiers come home safe and unharmed, but they're heads are still messed up for life because of it. This guy is the real dick because of what he does.
You have serious mental problems. DICK!
actually abortions are not safe and quite often can lead to the mother being infertile, but yeah, your right, we are all bellyaching...
There is a line and you crossed it...you are clearly a dickless piece of shit.
My point was not meant to be taken as "abortion is correct or incorrect" but rather that your all chumps and moralist fools for making a simple internet joke into a debate on abortion. Although decidedly, I am now a part of the controversy, and my methods are uneccessarily crude, but so is "having my uterus 'scrapped'(?)"
believe i'd beat the shit out of the poster
Yup pretty fucked up man... It should be you that has to pay for child support.
So they're both dicks, get over it! And if they're getting serious enough to be having sex every morning and presumably spending every night together too, they're probably monogamous and could be getting a more reliable form of birth control anyway. But you shouldn't HAVE to tell your roommate not to fuck loud when you're in the room. It's a dick move.
its funny how a little joke and a little hole turned into this epic 'debate'.
adultery->annoyed+jealousy->hole in condoms->pregnancy->abortion->death->eternal guilt->suicide->eternal hell
How is that fair to the girl? Get yourself a fucking room, dick.
i did this to a roommate once, then i realized i was being the asshole and replaced the condoms. just cause the dude's making you mad why should the girl have to deal with all the risks?
I can understand the frustration of the poster, though poking a pinhole in a condom is funny on paper and not in reality. I would have instead done something obnoxious, like prepare a tray with warm wash cloths and a bottle of hand sanitizer, then I would stand off to the side with polite comments of, "When ever you are ready, sir. It's no hurry, take your time. I will wait. Good job! You are such a big boy!" After a few times of that, they will probably find a more secluded area for their like clockwork scheduled playdates.
being an asshole is a hobby of mine and i give you a thumbs up on that one maybe even a pat on the back
how is that even effective? He's just gonna keep on having sex with her until she gets pregnant, which would be months from now. Just be a man and say something! That way he won't do it TONIGHT instead of NEXT MONTH.
wow. poster you are the biggest piece of shit i have ever heard of. that is such a dick move. you deserve to have the shit beat out of you.
so has this site turned belly up? I guess since this dick is unbeatable, no more posts. sad.
good move man, that fucker has no respect.
good move man, that fucker has no respect.
Dude, that's fxckd up.
he'll be the next dick roommate in the news gettin beat to death, just wait.
Your a bigger dick to bring want to bring a innocent child into this world as payback. grow the fuck up and move out
woooooo lets just all have sex with the girl and fight over parenthood
lol u guise. no need to get worked up over this troll. he's just making up stories.
"Dude, that's fxckd up."
November 29, 2007 8:25 PM
you clever person. marry me.
You are the ass here, sorry but you are. When they wake you up
grab a chair and a drink and a camera sit RIGHT next to them and take pictures then post those here. Don't poke holes in condoms, that is just too petty.
You are my new hero.
Oh come on...when I first read this I laughed my ass off.
Unless this is made up, you should burn for that one. That's something that is totally uncalled for. Karma's a bitch you asshole.
You don't think a crying baby's going to wake you up? Cuz ya know the three of them'll be hanging out with you.
Wow. You are coward AND a fucking asshole. That girl doesn't deserve to have her life completely fucked because you don't have the microscopic balls it would require to tell them to fuck somewhere else. Dick.
I totally agree with the beer and popcorn. It's going to happen and it sounds like you aren't getting any so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. Great idea from an anonymous poster to tape it. :) Should be really easy to save up enough to get your own room. happy viewing!
This guy needs to be murdered.
What a GREAT idea to get a woman pregnant to get back at your inconsiderate roommate! Abortions cost between $400 and $2200, asshole, so unless you're willing to dish out the money you better suck it up.
Wow, thats seriously fucked up. How about opening your mouth and confronting him rather than dragging a baby into it. :S
why the fuck would you try to ruin to pepoles lifes of that douche bag if it bothed you that much and you were too wimpy too say nothing then just crawl out of that nastly ass hole you must live in and move out or at least get a girl u nasty DICK
ahaha
Mann... you're a dick... I mean DUDE! Just ask him to fuck at her place or on the street!
ahahhahahah !! hahahahahah! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
Why are you fuckers getting so uptight about it. You don't know them. And it's pretty damn funny.
shit. hahahaha
That's not cool. In fact, that's criminal. You should be locked away for life dude. Anger management, get laid yourself, smoke some crack, whatever, but that's fucked up.
wow, so I guess it would have killed u to just talk to the guy, hu. sounds like ur the dick. asshole.
now that, is fucked up!
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so he makes you temporarily uncomfortable and you could potentially ruin his life forever. seems fair. you are truly a douche bag.
you know if one of them turned out to have HIV you could go to prison for manslaughter
What ever happened to confronting the dick and telling him to take his skank elsewhere to fuck? DICK.
Not even a little cool, dick. Just cuz you can't get laid is no reason to fuck up someone's life.
Not okay. not okay at all
Not okay. That's going way too far.
lol cut down on the dirty ass fuckin' with some abortion in da hauze
I'd do that too. The nasty whore deserves it for having sex before marriage.
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