tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post8202881591540276777..comments2023-12-20T19:22:09.105-08:00Comments on MY ROOMMATE IS SUCH A DICK!: THIS WEEK'S "YOU WRITE THE LETTER" WINNER!!hihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17160542979841041691noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-42428479927853894102007-12-16T10:41:00.000-08:002007-12-16T10:41:00.000-08:00Dear Roommate, The next time a condom appears on a...Dear Roommate, The next time a condom appears on anything in our home except your teeny weeny or a trash can...I'll choke you with it!<BR/>BTW-Grown men shouldn't have to post their comdoms to show their getting some,unless their not really getting some! Grow up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-13680914070768939252007-11-06T02:28:00.000-08:002007-11-06T02:28:00.000-08:00Dear Dick,I know how mistletoe works...What do I g...Dear Dick,<BR/><BR/>I know how mistletoe works...What do I get if I stand under this?...<BR/><BR/>...herpes. Clean up the apartment.P-Rickleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16939010701763799698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-85996406432213049752007-11-01T21:43:00.000-07:002007-11-01T21:43:00.000-07:00Seriously, I don't mind the fact that you land a h...Seriously, I don't mind the fact that you land a helicopter in the apartment. But could you find a better wind gauge.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-22761165050154896312007-11-01T21:27:00.000-07:002007-11-01T21:27:00.000-07:00Dear Roommate,In some cases boasting previous expe...Dear Roommate,<BR/><BR/>In some cases boasting previous experience can up your credibility, but sadly, this is not one of them.<BR/>stop hanging your sex resume in our living room.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-7975448033974183452007-11-01T18:54:00.000-07:002007-11-01T18:54:00.000-07:00Dear Amityville Horror House,Please stop raping me...Dear Amityville Horror House,<BR/><BR/>Please stop raping me.<BR/><BR/>Thanks.badhatharryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00668519951969188420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-62184293979359487402007-11-01T13:47:00.000-07:002007-11-01T13:47:00.000-07:00Dear roomateThis is the last time I let your paren...Dear roomate<BR/><BR/>This is the last time I let your parents crash at our placeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-66981510707193878112007-10-31T20:50:00.000-07:002007-10-31T20:50:00.000-07:00Dear Dick of a Roommate...I've heard of a tie on t...Dear Dick of a Roommate...<BR/><BR/>I've heard of a tie on the doorknob, but a condom on the hook?<BR/><BR/>Seiously, there are better ways to warn people of what you're doing inside.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-58529268771761035102007-10-31T17:01:00.000-07:002007-10-31T17:01:00.000-07:00Dear roomateWhen I went out of town on family week...Dear roomate<BR/><BR/>When I went out of town on family weekend, this was NOT what I expected to find when I got back.<BR/>What the hell is wrong with you??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-57682751652463896342007-10-31T15:00:00.000-07:002007-10-31T15:00:00.000-07:00Dear Unsheathed Dick,I'm really sad I missed such ...Dear Unsheathed Dick,<BR/><BR/>I'm really sad I missed such a crazy party last weekend. I know, I know, you finally got laid. You can take your trophy down now... it's starting to smell like a butcher shop in here.<BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/>Pissed Off Not OnAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-9039887957578909512007-10-31T09:50:00.000-07:002007-10-31T09:50:00.000-07:00coat hanger ejaculates!!!ftwcoat hanger ejaculates!!!<BR/>ftwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-1514828442125456482007-10-31T09:32:00.000-07:002007-10-31T09:32:00.000-07:00"Dear roommate - I know you're going through a dry..."Dear roommate - I know you're going through a dry spell, but could you stop humping everything that protrudes more than three inches from the wall?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-41390297467070861562007-10-30T23:29:00.000-07:002007-10-30T23:29:00.000-07:00I want to know how the hell it got up there.I want to know how the hell it got up there.Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09438274906472531907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-50337587397364818512007-10-30T20:46:00.000-07:002007-10-30T20:46:00.000-07:00the condom looks emptythe condom looks emptyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-54499105348443903942007-10-30T18:21:00.000-07:002007-10-30T18:21:00.000-07:00I suggested the idea to get a flag for the house i...I suggested the idea to get a flag for the house in order to spruce up the place a little bit. Instead, my roommate decided to spermicide the place up a little bit. Thanks, DICK!<BR/><BR/>Ryan<BR/>Roselle Park, New JerseyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2359215475302134810.post-4449378428486550302007-10-30T17:53:00.000-07:002007-10-30T17:53:00.000-07:00considering the size of this one, its safe to say ...considering the size of this one, its safe to say it wasn't yours.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com