Thursday, October 18, 2007

Corporate Cowboy

Dear Roommate,

Get this the F*ck out of our home!


You work in finance you f*ckin tool. Lose the "peacemaker"!

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

He'll need it...when he's sleeping on the streets!

Anonymous said...

Reading for the chumps on the wall,
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls,
Gunshots rang out like a bell,
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells

Anonymous said...

Stop trying to take his second amendment right away, how would you feel if he asked you to stop talking or to not belive in God.

Anonymous said...

Fallin
On the concrete real fast
Jumped in the car
Slammed on the gas

Anonymous said...

I can see him dying.

I don't wanna do this anymore,
I don't wanna be the reason why,
Everytime I walk out the door,
I see him die a little more inside.
I don't wanna hurt him anymore,
I don't wanna take away his life.
I don't wanna be...
A murderer.....

Woah woah whooooo hooo hooo

Sami Spasmolytic. said...

to the person who asked, "how would you feel if he asked you to stop talking or to not belive in God."

Well, first off, you spelled believe wrong, and it's wrong to assume that they even believe in 'god' to begin with.

Eli O'Brien said...

i don't think there is anything wrong with having a piece in the house.

Anonymous said...

okay, i apologize for my poor spelling, and assuming they believe in god, but my point is that having people bash on your second amendment right sucks, and is just as silly as someone bashing on your first amendment rights

Anonymous said...

No that is out of date law that should be abolished before it leads to "baby-skull" bullets

Anonymous said...

its not a law, its a right that law abiding citizens of this country have because men and women have paid the ultimate price defending it. i have no problem if you choose not to exercise your right, but please dont bash on those of us that do.
you are more than welcome to leave the United States if you dont like our constitution or the right rights they give us

Chelsea said...

I love the people who say things like 'you can leave this country if you don't agree' but the best thing about this country is that if you don't agree with something we live in a democracy so it can be changed. So really, by saying he can leave, you're just as bad as him telling his roommate to lose the piece. So stop being a dick poster.

Anonymous said...

I see you cant defend "baby-Skull" bullets, and the unlikeness of a gang that wore them around their necks

Anonymous said...

Bumper to bumper
the avenue was packed

Anonymous said...

As long as he/she's being safe with it, there is no reason to make a scene. You talk like the gun could start floating in the air and chase you around the house, shooting at you all by itself. Grow up a little and stop being controled by irrational thoughts.

Anonymous said...

i simply meant that if he had a problem with the constitution that he could leave, i think its great he voices his opinion, the first amendment give you freedom of protest, but dont sit there and bad mouth the country that affords you those rights

Anonymous said...

Actually we don't live in a democracy, we live in a republic. Democracy is mob rule. Democracy led to Hitler, Mussolini, etc. The Constitution and subsequent Bill of Rights doesn't give us rights, we already have them. It restricts government from infringing on the rights we already have. The best way to keep the government in check is the second amendment.

Anonymous said...

I love it when uneducated dipshits pontificate about the constitution and "our rights".

Anonymous said...

uneducated? you must speak of the person in the mirror, your the one who decided to use poor language in your post. i have a private school degree in political science and am well qualified to speak intelligently on the constitution.

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends

Anonymous said...

Is private school a plus now-a-days? Isn't that just rich kids having Daddy pay for a degree?

Anonymous said...

no, my father passed away when i was 10, i earned every step of my way at my private school

Anonymous said...

About the whole "we don't live in a democracy, we live in a republic" thing, you are only half right, because we are a democratic republic. Mob rule is enlightened despotism, and the leaders you list are from totalitarian regimes, which either aren't democracies. But, I guess you haven't taken a basic government course yet...

Which by the way, all my facts are from a government text book.


Oh, and the private school person, whatever to you. Just because you may have recieved a "better education" doesn't mean you actually have a "better education."

Anonymous said...

if you gotta problem, yo! i'll solve it, check out the hook while the dj revolves it...

Anonymous said...

ice ice baby
too cold
its too cold

Anonymous said...

hey roomie, whatcha got there? can I see it?...cool! draw! oh, haha just kidding, but good fall... oh look at that, the safety is off...oh man -- too bad.

lesson learned -- don't leave your gun laying around the house.

Dick

Anonymous said...

I'm all for the second amendment rights (I own several guns) but think about the picture. The gun is out, out enough to take a picture, he's being a dick for leaving it out and pretending he's cool. I keep a gun loaded next to my night stand but its away and out of reach to anyone thats not used to guns

Anonymous said...

Ok, I just have to ask...why are people rapping in these comments?

Anonymous said...

First, people are assuming that the roomie "A" (that owns the piece) left it out, when it could just as easily have been taken out by roomie "B".

The roomie that is the real dick is roomie "B" because of his/her irrational fear of an inanimate object.

Perhaps if it makes roomie "B" so uncomfortable perhaps roomie "B" should consider moving out instead of demanding that roomie "A" leaves.

Anonymous said...

Well, he will be happy when an armed criminal breaks in their house and his roommate pulling out his gun is the only thing that saves them. It's a long shot, but it does happen. For all you people arguing about education or who can spell better; that has nothing to do with this. Owning a firearm is a choice. If you don't chose to exercise the right to protect yourself with a firearm, that's fine. However, regardless of whether it is legal to own a gun or not, criminals will always have them. So making it illegal will not solve all our problems with gun related crimes and whatnot.

 
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