Sunday, October 14, 2007

A Homicidal Dick



Dear Roommate,

Your penchant for taking ambien and leaving me homicidal notes is getting a little scary. I don't like waking up to these every morning. Part of me wants to get you help and the other part of me just wants to get you a book on proper grammer. I'm glad the world now knows my roommate is a DICK...just in case my body shows up in the woods one day.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one amused by the "the other part of me just wants to get you a book on proper grammer" part??

Anonymous said...

No, that was funny to me as well. I would seriously contact the police.

Anonymous said...

I like how the blood is blue on the knife...

Anonymous said...

It's either blue blood or that knife has a mustache.

Anonymous said...

grammAr, dummy.

Anonymous said...

Okay. That is seriously SCARY!! Move the f*ck out and contact police... I wouldn't wait around to find out if he's just kidding or not *shudders*

Anonymous said...

LOL. Knife has a mustache!

May said...

my advice, get as far away from him as possible. if he knows its bothering you and keeps doing it then contacting the police may be an idea.

Anonymous said...

awwwww....
leaving each other notes is so adorable.

Anonymous said...

If my roommate were this stupid, I'd write him threatening notes, too.

Unknown said...

haha "grammEr"?

Anonymous said...

Stop feeding your roomie drugs and this problem goes away!

Anonymous said...

I was so excited to finally have something posted on the site, when I realized that I misspelled grammar. The lesson I learned is this: "Don't get loaded and email people on the internet. They can be so cold."

Anonymous said...

crazy

 
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