Tuesday, October 30, 2007

A Girlfriend Blitz

Dear Roommate, 


Sundays are made for one thing, and that's doing jack shit but lying on the couch and watching football. I LIVE for this day every week...AND YOU ARE FUC*ING IT UP!!! Stop inviting your girlfriend to sit and watch the games with us. I have to blast the volume of the announcers just so I don't have to listen to her innane questions every 2 minutes. YES, it hurts when the players get tackled and NO, they aren't gossiping about each other in the huddles. Just kill me! 

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

yea what a jerk... inviting a girl over to watch football with you guys... you're watching a bunch of dudes in tights tackle each other and jump on top of each other, and you're complaining about a girl coming over... here's an idea, get her to bring her hot friends over so you don't sound like a homo.

Anonymous said...

I agree. A girl that will watch sports with the guys is cool as hell.

Anonymous said...

Tivo the game you douche so you can rewind.

Sami Spasmolytic. said...

because football is WAY cooler than a girlfriend. :P

Anonymous said...

watching football is the only time where you can watch guys touching each other's crotch without being grossed out

Anonymous said...

u people are retarded. have u ever watched sports with a girl who knows nothing about the game?? its freaking insanely hard to do without wanting to punch the girl in the mouth.

Anonymous said...

maybe if you explained to her, she'd "reward" you for your efforts... or maybe you'd prefer it to be a guy...

Anonymous said...

Run a train.. when life hands you lemons, make lemonade

Anonymous said...

maybe she is interested in playing - search the internet for girls teams and send her there. then she will get the rules explained and doesn't have to ask you guys.

i'm a girl and i've been playing football myself until i was injured..

Anonymous said...

I'd have sex with woman over a football any day.

Anonymous said...

Which explains why you don't get either.

Anonymous said...

Gealous much he has a girlfriend? why you dont have? you should be with yours if you have, if u dont, just stop hating your roomate's girlfriend, looser

 
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