Friday, December 7, 2007

Par for a Dick

Dear Roommate, 


It's December...we live in Massachusetts...why the hell are you golf clubs still sitting in our hallway?! If I'm still looking at these over Christmas I'm cracking your $400 dollar "Cleveland" driver on top of your head!!

Why doesn't this bother you? 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmao, I was just about to make the same comment!

Anonymous said...

If it bothers you that much you should talk to your roommate instead of bitching about it on here.

Anonymous said...

I'd say it's just a symptom of much larger problems. I used to get pissed at my old roommate for little things like this, but they build up. It's hard to fit everything into one picture sometimes but I believe there's more here...

Anonymous said...

Just toss the damn thing on his bed. I doubt it will find its way back out into the hall.

Anonymous said...

Dont complain now.. complain in 3 weeks when dirty underwear is hanging of the sand wedge.

Anonymous said...

And does it piss you off when he leaves the lid up on the toliet. What a wussy.

Anonymous said...

Although I wouldn't mind this, my dick of a roommate is also a golfer and has instilled in me a deep hatred of the bourgeois wankers.
Golf is just the kind of boring wanky bourgeois humorless I-think-I'm-so-fucking-superior-to-everybody sport a dick like him would enjoy.
He's not even any good at it.

 
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