Why do you always walk around with your shirt off. It was really awkward when I had business associates over and you sat with us at the table. Please put on a shirt. I'm not kidding. You can borrow one of mine if you need to.
I'm sick of you leaving your shit all over the place, and not paying me back when I pay your electric bill. And drinking my beer. And hitting on my girlfriend when you're drunk. I've had enough. I'm taking a stand. This site is dedicated to you and the millions of other dick roommates around the world.