Does flossing in the shower really save you THAT much time. I'm gald you're trying to improve your oral hygiene, but give me a f%cking break.
Yesterday one of your "Floss Leavins" touched me and I threw up in my mouth. I can't take it anymore - I'm moving out this week.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Posted by hi at 11:31 AM
Friday, October 12, 2007
Posted by hi at 11:05 PM
Posted by hi at 10:00 AM
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Dicks Beware! This was in the news today...
Moss Bluff - A 56-year-old man accused of beating his roommate to death with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer was arrested Monday morning.
Franklin Paul Crow was charged with homicide in the weekend death of Kenneth Matthews, 58. Crow is being held without bond in the Marion County Jail. Authorities with the Marion County Sheriff's Office said the suspect beat the victim in the head with a sledgehammer in their Southeast 95th Street Road after getting upset there was NO TOILET TISSUE in the home.
According to an arrest affidavit, Crow told detectives the two were arguing over the TOILET TISSUE when Matthews PULLED A RIFLE on him. Crow added he knocked the rifle out of Matthews' hand with the handle of a sledgehammer before striking him several times. Then he said that he picked up a claw hammer and hit the victim twice with the claw end, according to the affidavit.
Thomas Bibb said the suspect initially denied his involvement with the crime, at first blaming it on a local motorcycle gang. Bibb said after detectives were able to knock holes in his story and alibi, Crow confessed to the crime and was charged around 4 a.m. Monday. The sledgehammer was found in the backyard of the home.
Posted by hi at 12:50 PM
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You threw a party while I was gone, no worries. In fact, I'm pissed I missed it. It looked f'n sweet. How do I know? Maybe cause I've been staring at the MESS for TWELVE DAYS!!!
BTW - A freshman stopped by yesterday asking if he could pledge our house. What the hell happened during this party!?
Posted by hi at 12:11 PM
Monday, October 8, 2007
Dicks Beware! This Was In The News Today...
A Texas man is accused of stabbing his roommate to death because the man complained about his "stinky feet," local media reports. The two men rented a small bedroom in a Houston apartment from a married couple with a baby.
The mother and child were sitting outside Saturday evening when the men started drinking in their room, the Houston Chronicle reported Monday. They started fighting about the man's "stinky feet" and the woman peered into the room to see one of the men holding a knife in his hands, said Sgt. M. Sosa of the homicide squad.
"By the time she got inside, he was on top of the other man," he told the paper.
The women fled and called for help, and then the roommate "comes after her and says, 'I didn't mean to do it, I didn't mean to do it,'" Sosa said.
William Antonio Serrano, 22, was charged with murder. The victim's identity was not released. He was pronounced dead at the scene with multiple stab wounds.
Posted by hi at 11:09 AM