Friday, October 12, 2007

DICK OF THE WEEK!!! Keyboard Never Saw it Coming


Dear Roommate,

Thank you for allowing me to walk in on you masturbating to gay porn, in my room, on MY COMPUTER. It has granted me the pleasure of never feeling safe or comfortable in this room again. And the fact that you "cleaned up after doing it times before", does not console me in the least. I can't believe my mom paid for your dinner after that. You're a dick, please keep you genitals away from my keyboard and mouse. Also, you owe me at least $50 for all the toilet paper I've bought this year, so stop cheaping out on rent by claiming you paid for some groceries one time.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

ewwww, gay porn, how did he play that one off?

Anonymous said...

What happened to your computer?

Tom said...

OH MY GOD I HAVE THAT MODEL LAPTOP

It's a nice laptop too, quite expensive, mine was the VGN-T250P

Dick said...

DICK...

Anonymous said...

so...why would you have gay porn on your computer???

Anonymous said...

jeremy, I care.
Tom, marry me.

 
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