Tuesday, March 13, 2012

A High Calorie Dick

Dear Roommate,

Our new years resolution was to drop twenty pounds each. Why would you do this to us?

Bedroom Borrowing Dick

Dear Roommate,

Yes I was away for one weekend. And yes, I said your cousin can stay in room. And yes u owe me an explantion as to what the hell happened!

This Dick Ain't Got One

Note to self: Never get a girl roommate again. Ever.

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