Saturday, October 20, 2007
Friday, October 19, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
If you're going to bring six people in the room to get high on ecstasy
and chain a girl to the bed naked for six hours, please don't do it at
7 in the morning on the day of my Calculus midterm, and for your sake try to find a hotter girl.
A passive-aggresive jerk with a cameraphone
Posted by hi at 12:02 PM
You keep causing me to have fights with my girlfriend!!! Every time you steal a condom my girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. I'd rather you steal my wallet at this point and buy yourself your own stash.
BTW, I've seen you naked a ton of times...Your tiny dick swimming in that oversized balloon is gonna get some girl pregnant.
Posted by hi at 1:05 AM
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
I was cool enough to let you use my computer 'cause yours won't go online. But it's not like I don't know what you're doing when a zillion pop ups fill my screen.
My real problem, though, is when you leave your fu#%ing cum tissue on my desk! Hope you enjoyed your shower this morning - I put nair in your shampoo.
Posted by hi at 2:15 PM
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Your penchant for taking ambien and leaving me homicidal notes is getting a little scary. I don't like waking up to these every morning. Part of me wants to get you help and the other part of me just wants to get you a book on proper grammer. I'm glad the world now knows my roommate is a DICK...just in case my body shows up in the woods one day.
Posted by hi at 11:30 PM
I had the pleasure of tasting my breakfast for a second time when I saw you used a picture of your foot as my desktop background. It wouldn't have been so bad if you didn't just have wart removal surgery. I'm going to get you back, bitch. GAME ON!!!!
Posted by hi at 11:27 PM