Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Hope He's Using Rubber Bands...

Dear Roommate,

You keep causing me to have fights with my girlfriend!!! Every time you steal a condom my girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. I'd rather you steal my wallet at this point and buy yourself your own stash.

BTW, I've seen you naked a ton of times...Your tiny dick swimming in that oversized balloon is gonna get some girl pregnant.

12 comments:

Dorkus said...

fake. all made-up bullshit.

Anonymous said...

agreed

Anonymous said...

I went through the same thing once with my boyfriend. I didn't like when his condom count changed.

Funny, I never thought twice when we were in need and stole his roommmate's rubbers.

Anonymous said...

why has he seen his roomate naked "a ton" of times?

Anonymous said...

What gf would start fights over this shit? Really weird post.

Anonymous said...

Dude, anonymous with the condom count...really sad you have the time to keep track of your boyfriend's condoms. Don't you have a life?

happylard said...

oh yeah i count my gf's pregnancy control pills too

Anonymous said...

it better be a black man's rubber

Anonymous said...

You count your gf's pills? It's like all of you are border-line stalkers.

Anonymous said...

...or they are control freaks.

Anonymous said...

fake... it is the roommate and poster who are f***ing....

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