Dear Roommate,
You keep causing me to have fights with my girlfriend!!! Every time you steal a condom my girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. I'd rather you steal my wallet at this point and buy yourself your own stash.
BTW, I've seen you naked a ton of times...Your tiny dick swimming in that oversized balloon is gonna get some girl pregnant.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Hope He's Using Rubber Bands...
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agreed
I went through the same thing once with my boyfriend. I didn't like when his condom count changed.
Funny, I never thought twice when we were in need and stole his roommmate's rubbers.
why has he seen his roomate naked "a ton" of times?
Dude, anonymous with the condom count...really sad you have the time to keep track of your boyfriend's condoms. Don't you have a life?
oh yeah i count my gf's pregnancy control pills too
it better be a black man's rubber
You count your gf's pills? It's like all of you are border-line stalkers.
...or they are control freaks.
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