Friday, October 26, 2007
Posted by hi at 11:01 AM
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
I honestly can't live in silence anymore.
Somebody has to tell you that these portraits you paint of your girlfriend SUCK!!! It wouldn't bother me so much if you didn't insist on decorating our apartment with them.
Face it, you're getting a C- in art appreciation for a reason.
Posted by hi at 11:45 PM
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Pots, pans, jars of spices, and sacks of flour belong in the kitchen, not the TV room. Ice cube trays belong in the freezer, not your bathroom floor. Tampons and over-the-counter yeast infection medication belong in your bathroom, not the coffee table. The back door screen belongs on the back door, not inexplicably torn out and propped up against the wall. And if you're going to be pissy about how you've had such a hard week and have to work 15-hour days and that I shouldn't start with you, please bear in mind that five hours before they have to get up on Monday morning, working adults belong in BED and not sucking down handles of Jim Beam in front of a week's worth of Tivoed shit.
Posted by hi at 12:05 PM