Wednesday, October 24, 2007

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Dicks

Dear Roommate,

I honestly can't live in silence anymore.

Somebody has to tell you that these portraits you paint of your girlfriend SUCK!!! It wouldn't bother me so much if you didn't insist on decorating our apartment with them.

Face it, you're getting a C- in art appreciation for a reason.

19 comments:

happylard said...

Brown?
She dont look asian.

well maybe she's Brazillian

Anonymous said...

I like it :(

JR said...

Yeah, that painting isn't bad. I've seen much worse.

Anonymous said...

why would being brown make her asian, you bigoted asshole?
And yeah, i think this painting is pretty good.

Anonymous said...

it looks pretty good. dick

Anonymous said...

I've seen worse, but it is pretty creepy...

Sami said...

Hahah, I hope your roommate's not in fucking art school. :P

Robin said...

If I were his g/f, the roommate wouldn't have to bitch him out,I WOULD!!! The painting isn't so bad, but damn he has her looking so harsh,and stern! Has he ever heard of a soft look! Go get him g/f!!!

P.S.: The roommate has my sympathy if these paintings are hanging all over the house...you would feel like your mother is watching you saying,clean your room, pick that up,brush your teeth!....I'm just weirded out by it myself!

Anonymous said...

It it me, or does she have the facial features of a man. Also he neesds to do a better job contrasting the figure with the background. No wonder he is getting a c-.

Anonymous said...

she looks like a zombie...

Anonymous said...

or at least a corpse... so gross.

Anonymous said...

maybe his girlfriend is a holocaust survivor?

Anonymous said...

10:32 ... by asian, he could have meant from south asians...brown...in asia.

Anonymous said...

She's the final boss in Resident Evil on the PS2

Anonymous said...

I think the painting's good. The girlfriend, however, is ugly.

Anonymous said...

If the girl looks like the painting, then I'd say his artistic abilities are the least of his problems. That said, it does look like a paint by number.

Anonymous said...

I think it's a nice painting. It's not cool to fill the entire apartment with them, though.

Anonymous said...

if you think this qualifies for posting to the internet then YOU are a dick.

"wowz0r, wut a cool funy websiet!1 my roomy is teh dick too, look at these paintings they put up.. . . OMGOMG i can't cope with teh stress nemore!11"

fail.

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