Wednesday, October 24, 2007

THIS WEEK'S "YOU WRITE THE LETTER" WINNER!!



Dear Roommate,

I get shivers down my back everytime I hear you singing, "Shave and a Haircut -- Tooth Pubes!"

Please take the time to remove my toothbrush from your barber shop quartet.



16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Roommate,

Not so much angry as I am disturbed. Do you really brush your fuc%^ing teeth with that thing. I've seen cleaner things come out of my dog's ass.

Anonymous said...

Dear Roommate,

I like eating hair pie, not brushing my teeth with it.

PS I used your beard trimmer to shave my taint. How's that feel on your goatee? Zing, Biatch!

Anonymous said...

how dare you use my comb on your pubes

Anonymous said...

Dear Roommate,

I think its time we play a little game of...one of these things is not like the other. Can you guess?!

Anonymous said...

^ all weak

jeremy said...

You are such a DICK how dare you leave your tooth bruch near my beard/pub trimmer. The tooth brush touches my trimmer and then its like you putting your mouth on my balls and thats gay. Clean your shit up, I live here to.

happylard said...

Dear Roommate,

Please stop using anything blue. I told you that I have bluephobia. Blue toothbrush is so gay. I hate you.

PS I used your trimmer to shave your hamster. Random.

Anonymous said...

I know you stuck my toothbrush up your butt to get revenge for me stealing your girlfriend.

This won't get her back, genius.

Anonymous said...

What the F@&* man,
I mean seriously, you actually trimmed your pubes with my trimmer and toothbrush. What the hell is wrong with you. Next time you pull a stunt like this, I am sleeping with your mom. You are such a dick.

Anonymous said...

Dear Roommate,

Remember that day you, me and Karl played with your dad's shrink ray/bathroom amenity gun and it turned us into a comb, beard trimmer and toothbrush. You know the day we said we'd never talk about. And remember your older brother came into the bathroom and shaved his pubes with me and Karl. And then he took you and shoved you in his rear cause he thought you were YOUR toothbrush and didn't even consider that you were ACTUALLY a horrible repercussion from your dad's shrink ray/ bathroom amenity gun.

Anyways, I saw these three random bathroom items next to each it made me think of you, Dick.

Gabriel said...

Dude -- there is only one kind of brush for hair. It's called a HAIR BRUSH. Stop using my f**king toothbrush to brush your oily, skank locks.

badhatharry said...

Dear Toothbrush,

It's over between us. I'm with Pube Trimmer now. He gives me the deep dicking I've been craving. I understand you're hurt, but please stop watching us have sex.

Sincerely,
Comb

P.S. We are never going to ask you to have a threesome. Stop hinting around about it.

Anonymous said...

Dear Roommate,

My toothbrush is made to clean my teeth; NOT your P-Hair trimmer.

P.S.

I gave Scott $1 the landscaper to put his junk in your coleslaw.

Anonymous said...

Did these hairs come from between your teeth? Buy a toothpick asshole!

Anonymous said...

Dear Roommate,

I get shivers down my back everytime I hear you singing, "Shave and a Haircut -- Tooth Pubs!"

Please take the time to remove my toothbrush from your barber shop quartet.

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