Dear Roommate,
I was cool enough to let you use my computer 'cause yours won't go online. But it's not like I don't know what you're doing when a zillion pop ups fill my screen.
My real problem, though, is when you leave your fu#%ing cum tissue on my desk! Hope you enjoyed your shower this morning - I put nair in your shampoo.
FU#%ING DICK!
Monday, October 15, 2007
Someone Had the Sniffles
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7 comments:
He's such a giver.
nobody likes it when their roomate complains about every little jizz rag left laying around
Does anyone really put nair in the shampoo?
thats a great movie its "Anus Wars Volume III."
Technically, he's not mad about the jizz rag, just the pop-ups. Those pop-ups are annoying without Firefox!
No one really puts Nair in the shampoo because 1. the smell would give it away and 2. you have to leave it on your hair for fifteen minutes. Only my dick-roommates dick-girlfriend potentially does that. She's doing something for 90 minutes in the bathroom. Anybody's guess.
Thanks for thee post
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