Monday, October 15, 2007

Someone Had the Sniffles

Dear Roommate,

I was cool enough to let you use my computer 'cause yours won't go online. But it's not like I don't know what you're doing when a zillion pop ups fill my screen.

My real problem, though, is when you leave your fu#%ing cum tissue on my desk! Hope you enjoyed your shower this morning - I put nair in your shampoo.

FU#%ING DICK!

8 comments:

Steven said...

He's such a giver.

Anonymous said...

nobody likes it when their roomate complains about every little jizz rag left laying around

Anonymous said...

Does anyone really put nair in the shampoo?

happylard said...

iz dat a glass in her anus?
LOLGIRRAFE

Anonymous said...

ha ha you said "anus"

Anonymous said...

thats a great movie its "Anus Wars Volume III."

Anonymous said...

Technically, he's not mad about the jizz rag, just the pop-ups. Those pop-ups are annoying without Firefox!

Ha. said...

No one really puts Nair in the shampoo because 1. the smell would give it away and 2. you have to leave it on your hair for fifteen minutes. Only my dick-roommates dick-girlfriend potentially does that. She's doing something for 90 minutes in the bathroom. Anybody's guess.

 
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