Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Dick Done Locked You Out

Dear Roommate,

It would be pretty sweet if you could stop locking me out when I leave the apartment for like 2 minutes, climbing in through the window is only funny to you. Also the layer of filth you left in the bathroom sink and the nice mound of pubes in the bottom of the shower is still waiting for you to clean up. I'll be at my girlfriends place you nasty dick of a roommate.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Being locked out SUCKS!

Anonymous said...

Get in the habit of taking your keys with you when you step out and stop bitching.

 
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