Thursday, October 4, 2007

DICK OF THE WEEK!!! Jizz Rags Off the Carpet


Dear Roommate,

You're such a disgusting slob who refuses to wash your clothes. Rather than picking up your dirty laundry off the floor, you buy new clothes. You've done this through an entire school year, but the kicker was when you had to clean it all up for move-out day....By the time you got down to the carpet, you were ripping your dirty panties and jiz rags off the carpet. Lots of them. As in, after months of being compacted into the floor they had stuck to it. Needless to say, by the time you were through, the carpet was ruined. The icing on the cake was when you called over the summer to say that the school had sent a bill to replace the carpet and YOU wanted me to pay half. What a dick!

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

heh heh... "icing."

Anonymous said...

That is soooooooooooo GROSS!

Anonymous said...

I JIZZ ON MY DIRTY CLOTHES TOO BUT, I WASH THEM A WEEK LATER

Anonymous said...

Haven't we seen this one before?

Dick said...

sounds hot!

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Anonymous said...

Good job!

Anonymous said...

actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.

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Anonymous said...

This sounds really familiar, I wish my dick roomate could see this and get the hint! And yes she leaves her time of the month covered underwear laying in the bathtub, the bathroom sink, the floor, and all over her room! How the hell am I supposed to shower with a tub full of bloody underwear!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for writing this.

Anonymous said...

Well said.

 
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