Sunday, September 23, 2007

Someone Got Pissed


Dear Roommate,
Dude, normally I find your drunken antics to be hysterical, but the minute you pissed on me while I was in bed, you crossed the line. This isn't Jack-Ass. Grow up.
PS. I'm gonna shit in your pillow.

7 comments:

jenner said...

PLEASE shit in the pillow.......PLEASE..........that would be HYSTERICAL..........

Anonymous said...

Just take a pis in the pillow .. but let it dry let it dry, so the roommate will not notice..

Anonymous said...

You should use the pillow case to wipe and leave it, face down, on the bed!

Anonymous said...

i would shit on his face while he is sleeping, or shit in the bed while he is sleeping so he can roll around in it all night

Anonymous said...

yeah guys, that would be so much more mature.

but that really sucks - i'd vomit the moment i wake up and see that and smell that

Anonymous said...

I'd say he deserves it.

Anonymous said...

He pissed on you in bed and you lay there while someone got a camera and took a picture? You're into that kind of thing?

 
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