Dear Roommate,
Dude, normally I find your drunken antics to be hysterical, but the minute you pissed on me while I was in bed, you crossed the line. This isn't Jack-Ass. Grow up.
PS. I'm gonna shit in your pillow.
Dishes left in the sink? Food eaten without permission? Toilets not being flushed? Bitch about it here...
Posted by hi at 6:11 PM
6 comments:
PLEASE shit in the pillow.......PLEASE..........that would be HYSTERICAL..........
Just take a pis in the pillow .. but let it dry let it dry, so the roommate will not notice..
You should use the pillow case to wipe and leave it, face down, on the bed!
yeah guys, that would be so much more mature.
but that really sucks - i'd vomit the moment i wake up and see that and smell that
I'd say he deserves it.
He pissed on you in bed and you lay there while someone got a camera and took a picture? You're into that kind of thing?
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