Saturday, October 6, 2007

Role Playing Dick



Dear Roommate,

You are the laziest person that I know. You will come up with excuses for EVERYTHING – if it means you don’t have to do anything or buy anything. You call out of work because you stay up till all hours of the night playing World of Warcraft and don’t want to turn the game off b/c you can’t pause it. You expect everyone to do your dishes – because if you just leave them sit long enough, one of us will get sick of looking at them and do them. You let the trash pile up and don’t take it out. You use the last of the TP, go get another role to finish wiping, but you can’t put the new roll on the thing and throw the old one out. Not to mention that when it’s your turn to buy new TP, everyone has to wait 3 weeks to wipe their ass because you refuse to do it until you actually decide that it might be time to wipe your own. You’re too busy playing World of Warcraft to even worry about cleaning that habitat you call a room. You wear the same clothes over and over again…sometimes, I don’t even know if they’re clean considering there’s really no separation between the trash strewn about on the floor of your room and clean and/or dirty clothes.


YOU LIVE HERE TOO. (You pay the least amount of rent, coincidently) HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR EVERYONE ELSE AND DO YOUR FAIR SHARE. YOU’RE PATHETIC.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

You posted pictures of his room on an open website? Unless he said you could do it, I would consider that an invasion of privacy!

Anonymous said...

Your room mate may be a dick, but he sounds like a clinically depressed dick. Maybe he needs some therapeutic intervention.

Anonymous said...

I don't think those pictures of his room really invade his privacy - the dick has a bunch of WoW magazines and a TV remote. Ooo the travesty!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, he might be a dick and the way he treats the rest of the house/apt is one thing, but the cleanliness or lack thereof in a man's own room is his own damn business.

Anonymous said...

Hotel shampoo or travel booze on the night stand?

Anonymous said...

You can pause World of Warcraft. Unless you're running an instance or fighting in an arena and don't want to start over, all you do is sign off and it pauses. Next time you sign on, it starts where you left off.

He's being a dick.

Anonymous said...

Why is someone complaining about the invasion of privacy? There are pictures of the actual dicks' faces here, who cares about a room?

Anonymous said...

I posted this originally to begin with - so I'll address your concerns in order.

1)No Door = No Invasion of Privacy

2)I have given him "therapeutic intervention" as you call it and have had no luck. He doesn't like smoking weed.

3)The cleanliness(or lack there of) in his room reflects the way he leaves the rest of the house.

4)I think it's a bottle of Alieve. Apparently he takes these every morning so that his back doesn't hurt. I tell him he should just lose weight. 300lbs + can't be good for you.

5)I'm not a fan of WoW - I would assume, having played video games my entire life, that you could pause WoW just like any other game. He thinks I was born yesterday and told me he couldn't...to which I replied, I'll bet you could pause it if it meant I got you a bucket of KFC.

6)I guess the privacy guy can't appreciate the humor of the situation. While I am pissed that he's such a slob, I can rationalize it because it gives me hours of material to bust his balls about.

I'll let you all in on a little secret - in the drawer of the nightstand you will find: an inhaler, a bottle of hand cream, and guy mags that get dirtier the deeper you dig. The humor he provides clearly over rides the degree of sloppiness that is attained.

Anonymous said...

I play wow im not fat im a little lazy lol! But nothing like that im also 16 i have a job TP is a very big concern haha but ya Its not that he plays WoW Its that he makes the fucking game his life like my friend drew. I on the other hand play when i have nothing else to do really. Otherwise im at work school or with my girlfriend and seeing how he has dirty mags and messy room i will assume he does not have one. 300 pounds and more wow.... just call him a fat fuck alot it will bug him. Over and over he will get sad and maybe do something about it heres another thing to do when he gets off find out his account info and take everything from his characters and delete it he will be able to get everything back but not possibly for a whole week when this happens someone that was once completely addicted to the game get over it in seconds all the time you played went to waste and seeing it can happen makes you waste alooot less time on something so pointless and no one can say Its just im not good at the game cause you would be wrong. I have a lvl 70 dwarf hunter The forgotten Coast Alliance sicknightsky is the name and a 66 shammy 54 pally and so on so forth so shut the fu ckk up people and get this guy a girlfriend

Anonymous said...

I play wow im not fat im a little lazy lol! But nothing like that im also 16 i have a job TP is a very big concern haha but ya Its not that he plays WoW Its that he makes the fucking game his life like my friend drew. I on the other hand play when i have nothing else to do really. Otherwise im at work school or with my girlfriend and seeing how he has dirty mags and messy room i will assume he does not have one. 300 pounds and more wow.... just call him a fat fuck alot it will bug him. Over and over he will get sad and maybe do something about it heres another thing to do when he gets off find out his account info and take everything from his characters and delete it he will be able to get everything back but not possibly for a whole week when this happens someone that was once completely addicted to the game get over it in seconds all the time you played went to waste and seeing it can happen makes you waste alooot less time on something so pointless and no one can say Its just im not good at the game cause you would be wrong. I have a lvl 70 dwarf hunter The forgotten Coast Alliance sicknightsky is the name and a 66 shammy 54 pally and so on so forth so shut the fu ckk up people and get this guy a girlfriend

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