Monday, October 29, 2007

G.I. Dick

Dear Roommate,


Buy some civilian bed sheets, brush your teeth, take a shower after PT, stop sleeping in your army issued sleeping bad, stop watching so much porno and jerking off while I am trying to sleep, I can see your silhouette on the ceiling beating off. Stop spending 600 dollars on lap dances, buy a damn car, stop leaving your shit in my car, we ain't that cool. Stop watching wrestling, stop leaving your hairs in the sink when you shave, flush the toilet when you piss, get a man's voice and stop squeaking when you talk, and just f*ck you...get out and go live in CQ.

PS: The Army offers free dental service.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

This made me happy. I feel the anger.

Anonymous said...

Ouch... rough...

Tyler said...

Now, is this an ROTC bitch, or an actual Guard/Army soldier that's actually been through BCT and AIT?

It makes a world of difference in the world of douche-baggery...

Anonymous said...

no it doesn't, he's a dick either way

Anonymous said...

why do you care how much he spends on lap dances?

happypants said...

all i hear is
nag nag nag nag
nag nag NAG NAG
NAG NAG NAG NAG

Anonymous said...

This dude is a total dick...

Anonymous said...

you're in the army. do something about it, and stop being a pussy and whining like a PMS-trippin bitch online.

Anonymous said...

I think the bigger bitch is the Army guy who posted this. lol fucking pussy. Surprised he made it through training.

Anonymous said...

definitely a dick

Tyler said...

oh, man... there's tons of dicks that make it through BCT.

But I was asking if he was regular ROTC because not all ROTC contractees even go through BCT and AIT.

Anonymous said...

You tell him mann.

Anonymous said...

Big fuckin deal he likes his sleeping bag, go chase yourself ya fucken author fag

 
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