Monday, October 29, 2007

Out of Tune Dick

Dear Roommate.

I didn’t mind it at first when you brought over hot guys that I could ogle at but once I realized they were part of your shitty band, all bets were off.
When I get home from work you guys are banging away on half a drum kit and out-of-tune instruments, which only adds to the unbearable noise you guys think is music. You and your cronies haven’t done jack all day but smoke pot and eat what food I do keep around. You’re 35–years-old and a loser…get a job and break up the band or I am burning your instruments.
Oh…and you’re a dick

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this a woman posting? Nothing wrong with homosexuality, but if it's a guy it's a little creepy. "Ogle?"

Gonna Bring you Down said...

It's a girl!!!!

Anonymous said...

those basses suck ass
seriosly
no one plays Ibanez

Anonymous said...

men ogle the things they want to fuck... so gay men ogle dudes. duh. what the fuck is wrong with you?

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