Friday, July 25, 2014

DICK OF THE WEEK!!! A Possessive Dick


Dear Roommate,

OK, I get it...the red bull and margarita mix is MINE, and the rest is YOURS. You don't have to be a dick about it.

30 comments:

Joe said...

wow... what a dick

Anonymous said...

Just take the tag off... then it's not Reese's anymore.

Anonymous said...

I think i'd like hear what Reese has to say.

Anonymous said...

maybe you shouldn't be eating your roomies food...why else would some one do something that obnoxious to let you know what isn't yours.

Anonymous said...

urinate in the milk

Anonymous said...

Why don't you guys just split the fridge in half? And yeah, he's probably doing it because you f*ed up by eating something that wasn't yours. If not, than yeah, hes a DICK.

hanonymous said...

postit gone wild

Anonymous said...

I'd say the roommate is a dick just based on the fact that he is hogging all the refrigerator space.

I'd probably eat his stuff too if I didn't have any room for my own food.

Anonymous said...

Most of that shit isnt even food, its just condiments and drink. Id be hilarious if there was a half empty pizza box with a post it on it.

Anonymous said...

I think you forgot the water and eggs.

Anonymous said...

Does he do it with DVD's and furniture too?

Mary said...

My housemates started putting their name on their food and other random stuff around the house after *I* asked them not to eat my eggs without asking first.

Anonymous said...

maybe he's planning on moving and left the notes for the movers -- should look into that...help him out...confirm his moving van!

Anonymous said...

mmmmm....Vernors....

Anonymous said...

Hey,
I ahd a roommate try to pull, the its free if it doesn't have a name on it. The problem was, he ate stuff that was only purchased by me. It kind of pissed me off, I can see where the roommate is headed on this one.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...red bull and margarita mix?

Anonymous said...

he even has a quintessential dick name like reese..
don't worry, the water and beer are your's too

Anonymous said...

looks like margarita mix and red bull are the best things in there...

Anonymous said...

he couldnt just write his name on there, but had to put "property of"

Anonymous said...

I would spit in everything

Anonymous said...

I can't resist. Are there any "pieces" in there?

Anonymous said...

um.. I think the water jug is yours too.. =)

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Anonymous said...

Were you eating their food while refusing to ask first?

Anonymous said...

my roommate ate my stuff and i just started throwing out food he bought. best stuff first he got the point and i didn't have to buy post it notes.

Anonymous said...

reese is a dumb name

Anonymous said...

Sounds to me that if they had to resort putting their name on their food then YOU are the one being a dick by eating his food. This is one of the first pieces of advice people give to those who complain about roommates stealing their food.

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Grims DaReaper said...

my house mate took all of the cups in her room and said "you can still use the water bottles" because 3 cups weren't cleaned properly. it was 3am when I was cleaning I'm so sorry. why don't you get off your ass instead. went on about how SHE is the alpha female. isn't rooming supposed to be codependent?

Unknown said...

Same thing happened to me! Like exactly! It always starts with the eggs...

 
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