Dear Roommate,
You know, most freshmen would leave their war vet roommate alone but not you. I like how you decided to drink a bottle of mouthwash and proceed down to the dorm front desk to projectile vomit all over the place. I guess since I ignored your constant requests for alcohol, in only makes sense you told the EMTs and campus security that I gave you beer and thats what made you sick. I really appreciated getting hauled down to the campus police station in the middle of the night and sitting in a room for three hours until they contacted the hospital and learned just how insanely stupid you are. Special Dick points for campus security making me walk through a cold rainstorm and in shorts to get back to my room. Oh son, I can't wait for you to get out of the hospital...I'm gonna beat the stupid out of you!!
4 comments:
I'm pretty sure he must have broken some kind of law somewhere in there that you can sue him for. Wouldn't that be better than tea-bagging him when he sleeps next time?
Yeah, what did you do to this guy to make him try to send you to jail? Is he just insane?
sue him plan and simple he put you threw "Pain and suffering"
You should post the picture of what he looks like after you "beat the stupid" out of him. LOL, I would love to see that. I would have gone to the hospital and killed him if I got hauled out in the ran, in shorts, and in handcuffs for everybody to see. Have a good time!
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