Friday, November 9, 2007

BUNK BEDS BITE

Dear Roommate,


Sharing a dorm room with you sucks! We have bunk beds! Stop having boys over and not telling me. I would rather sleep on the futon than listen to you screwing 5 feet above me. Also, please stop barging in at night drunk and pulling the covers off of me and my boyfriend. It’s not funny.

Sincerely,
              I’d rather live in hell.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

heh, freshmen...

Anonymous said...

Man, Ive never had to live in a dorm with an unchosen forced roomate....sounds really shitty and frustrating.

happylard said...

just kill a baby, you'll go straight to hell.

Anonymous said...

wait so she sleeps with her boyfriend but gets pissed when her roommate sleeps with her boyfreind

Anonymous said...

I think she's pissed off that they fuck on top.

Anonymous said...

You should wait til the guy that your roommate is letting hump her is about to cum...then reach up from the bottom bunk and flick him real hard in the right nut. Then go in the bathroom, and fuck yourself.

Anonymous said...

just ask for a threesome. you know you want to. dick.

Anonymous said...

Nice -- free porn

Anonymous said...

Hole in condom and wait three months.. the problem will fix itself.

Anonymous said...

i like the flick in the right nut thats funny ahahahahahahahahaha omg im in school laughing my ass off

Anonymous said...

"Stop fucking people on top of me. And then interrupting me when I'm in the middle of fucking below you.

 
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