Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Dick Trying to Kill the Pussy

Dear Roommate,

When I find the person that thought it was funny to give my cat a fu*kin Xanax, I’m gonna give him an $800 ass whoopin!!! I know it was one of your high friends who would take it up the ass for some weed and pills. I can’t believe I would leave you alone with my cat long enough for me to go to wal-mart let alone to the beach with my family. Did you even feed him while I was gone…anything besides pills, that is?!! If you don’t turn over the person that led to me gettin an $800 vet bill, I’m gonna kick your ass…again, you fu*kin pussy!

PS: You need to pack your shit and get out!
PSS: We’re breaking up!!!
PSS: I cleaned out the litter box goodies and baked you a treat. I hope you enjoyed those oatmeal cookies, you hungry bitch!!!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Breaking up -- you were living with that douche?!

Anonymous said...

Is there any way you could bring some charges of animal cruelty into the picture? Intentionally causing harm to animals isn't cool at all and in my opinion beating somebody's ass isn't enough to get the point across. Maybe if you even bring up that possibility your POS roommate would confess or turn over the culprit.

Anonymous said...

the dead cat just gimme an erection

Anonymous said...

Bah whatever. Its just a cat, theyre used to being given drugs by now. And did you guys ever stop to think that it was a kitty psychologist who prescribed this cat xanax?

Roomates are dealing drugs, putting vibrators in fridge, pooing on couches, but once a cat gets involved then its time for violence?

Anonymous said...

CATS! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Its kind of backwards for people to say to harm the guy who gave the cat the xanax.

I am not against some one getting retribution for what was done to their pet but why retaliate with with violence? Do you hold animal life so much higher than a life of a human?

Anonymous said...

I don't know about always, but I do occasionally hold animal life above human life. Mostly in cases like these, animal cruelty. Humans are capable of making choices for themselves, with full knowledge of the consequences of their actions, if they pause to consider it. But animals, domestic animals, are trapped by the choices of the humans around them.

We, as a species, made domesticated animals what they are today. We made them to depend on us. We owe it to them to take care of them. A kind of noblesse oblige to those who are helpless by our fault. I think it's disgusting when that's abused.

Anonymous said...

Please keep us up to date on this loser if you bring charges against him. I hate it when people say meh its a animal.

Anonymous said...

Thats pretty funny, I hate cats.

Anonymous said...

Um, okay... Everyone who said that what happened to the cat was funny: You are sick. Please remove yourself from the gene pool.

 
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