Monday, December 17, 2007

A Fat Dick

Dear Roommate, 


Until your fat ass decides to lose some weight, your privilege of riding my scooter has hear-by been REVOKED. Thanks for putting the air pump in the tire and all, but when you've already popped the fuc*ing tire under your 260 pound lard ass, it makes filling it up with air kinda difficult. 

P.S Can making you walk and actually get some exercise be a bad thing?!  

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

What kind of loser has a scooter? "Waaa, you broke my scooter, now I can't scoot anywhere. What am I going to do?"

Anonymous said...

"...now I can't scoot anywhere."

That's awesome.

Anonymous said...

How else is he going to impress the chicks?

Anonymous said...

Guys on scooters....NOT HOT!

Anonymous said...

lmao I bet the fatass gets more action than the dude with a scooter!

Anonymous said...

"lmao I bet the fatass gets more action than the dude with a scooter!"

Hilarious!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"...now I can't scoot anywhere."

Best quote ever.

Anonymous said...

Yeah buddy on this site has really dropped the ball. He needs to get someone else to post or do it himself. Wicked site but if its only updated every couple weeks then may as well find another hobby.

Anonymous said...

UPDATE...DIIIIIIICK.

AK said...

Hi!
Been a fan of your website for awhile, its very funny.

I've just nominated your blog here:

http://2008.bloggies.com/

:)

Annie-Kate

Anonymous said...

I need some humor so that I feel better about my roommate situation.......

Anonymous said...

You haven't updated in ages, and I have been without roommate-related humor to calm me down. Now my roommate is bleeding all over the carpet because of YOU!




(Naw, I didn't really kill my roommate, but seriously: please update.)

Anonymous said...

Update it or shut it down, DICKCHEESE!

Anonymous said...

Holidays are over let's see some posts.

Anonymous said...

people should start posting new dick roomate stories here until the owner gets back

VABO said...

A scooter?! Do your parents allow roomates?

 
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