Monday, December 17, 2007

A Fat Dick

Dear Roommate, 


Until your fat ass decides to lose some weight, your privilege of riding my scooter has hear-by been REVOKED. Thanks for putting the air pump in the tire and all, but when you've already popped the fuc*ing tire under your 260 pound lard ass, it makes filling it up with air kinda difficult. 

P.S Can making you walk and actually get some exercise be a bad thing?!  

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

What kind of loser has a scooter? "Waaa, you broke my scooter, now I can't scoot anywhere. What am I going to do?"

Anonymous said...

"...now I can't scoot anywhere."

That's awesome.

Anonymous said...

How else is he going to impress the chicks?

Kristyna said...

Guys on scooters....NOT HOT!

Anonymous said...

lmao I bet the fatass gets more action than the dude with a scooter!

Kristyna said...

"lmao I bet the fatass gets more action than the dude with a scooter!"

Hilarious!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"...now I can't scoot anywhere."

Best quote ever.

Anonymous said...

He's still a fat tard for braking it.

Anonymous said...

Hey dick, did you go on vacation again?? What's with the lack of updates?

Anonymous said...

Yeah buddy on this site has really dropped the ball. He needs to get someone else to post or do it himself. Wicked site but if its only updated every couple weeks then may as well find another hobby.

Anonymous said...

Does he not know how to post something saying he is going on vacation or something? He just drops off the map and he is lucky people stuck around the last time. What an idiot.

Anonymous said...

yall need to chill the fuck out. it's a blog, not like it's a job. make your own damn blog and upload a dick, dicks.

Anonymous said...

AAAAHHHHHH, need my dicks! I'm bored! COME ON!

Anonymous said...

UPDATE...DIIIIIIICK.

happylard said...

probably he's in iraq

AK said...

Hi!
Been a fan of your website for awhile, its very funny.

I've just nominated your blog here:

http://2008.bloggies.com/

:)

Annie-Kate

Anonymous said...

I need some humor so that I feel better about my roommate situation.......

Anonymous said...

You haven't updated in ages, and I have been without roommate-related humor to calm me down. Now my roommate is bleeding all over the carpet because of YOU!




(Naw, I didn't really kill my roommate, but seriously: please update.)

Anonymous said...

Update it or shut it down, DICKCHEESE!

Anonymous said...

how are you gonna tell somebody to shut down their site? you are a clown

Anonymous said...

Holidays are over let's see some posts.

Anonymous said...

people should start posting new dick roomate stories here until the owner gets back

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VABO said...

A scooter?! Do your parents allow roomates?

 
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