Wednesday, December 12, 2007

A MOLDY DICK

Dear Roommate, 


How do I know you haven't been washing your dishes? How about when mold starts growing inside the glass!!! Your a filthy human being. Tonight, I'm throwing every damn piece of glassware out and replacing it with paper cups and plates. Your clearly just not ready for the BIG responsibility of washing your dishes. 

P.S I'm nauseous now! 

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol one of my older roommates did the same. He left the dishes in the sink until mold and maggots start to grow!! >____< Fuckin' nasty!!! I also threw out his dishes lol :P

S said...

Please, that's nothing.

I once had a roommate (let's call her Sybil for her multiple personalities) who had life forms growing from her dirty dishes.

Bitch was nasty.

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Anonymous said...

say something and give your roomie a deadline and an untimatim. i.e. If this aren't washed by 3pm on Friday, I will box your dirty dishes and put them in your room or throw them out.

Anonymous said...

You deserve it for not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're"

Anonymous said...

I could never get my roommate to wash the fucking dishes until I just had enough. It was finals week and she left the dishes in the sink until this death odor started to fill the entire house. She knew that eventually I would step in and take care of it. I did. That night when she finally decided to go to bed the entire neighborhood was wokenup to her bitching because all the nasty dishes were tucked in her bed.

Oh, and she was always quick to do the dishes from then on. Although she did fail her final that day. :)

Will Higgins said...

We had one of those too! It's always Tea that does it too. First there was "Funk" and "Funk Jr." and then after that it was just that dirty teacup full of mold.

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