Thursday, December 6, 2007

A Roommate's Boiling Point


Dear Roommate,

It's November in Wisconsin, not nuclear winter in Siberia. There's no reason to turn the thermostat up to 90 degrees unless you're dying in your bedroom or something. And if you are, go to the fucking hospital and pay your own damn bill!

Sincerely,
The Person Who Puts on Socks and Sweaters When She Gets Cold, You Stupid, Lazy Dick.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gas is expensive, kid.

Anonymous said...

Put a lock on that thing!

Anonymous said...

I feel your pain dude. Although they also uses an electric heater 24/7 too. Gas + Electric = double whammy.

Anonymous said...

I tried that once when I was in high school and home alone, not a good idea. I woke up in the middle of the night and thought my house was on fire. You should split the heat bill though; he can pay Sept-Feb, you take March-Aug.

Anonymous said...

lol i agree with this guy... ^^^

Anonymous said...

You need to send your roommate the heating bill for that one!

Anonymous said...

Dude! My roommate does the same thing! Just because she's cold she'll turn up the heater like super high! The rest of us are like burning up! But she's so spoiled and used to getting her way.

 
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