Thursday, January 17, 2008

Call Me When You're Not a Dick


Dear Roommate,

The telephone line running to your room was 40 years old, and bound to snap eventually. That gave you NO excuse to "retaliate" by cutting through the ethernet cable going into my room, which I'm sure you did while you were high. Thank Goodness you're a total moron and didn't realize that that cable went to our OTHER roommate's room, so HE'S the one who hasn't had internet for three weeks. We'll be meeting today to talk about kicking your sorry ass to the street. Eat the curb, Dick!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

curb stomp that bitch, don't fuck with a mans internet

Anonymous said...

I agree with above poster.
Kick his ass.

m3rkvry said...

You'll be happy to know that he got his notice today. He hasn't broken anything in response yet, but I have the police on speed dial just in case.

Anonymous said...

Let us know how it goes.

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