Monday, January 28, 2008

Roommates Headed for a Rubber Match

Dear Roommate,

When I said I would split groceries with you, I didn't think it would include the box of condoms. Not only that, you put your initials on 6 of em. What the fuck is that all about. At least be happy one of us in the house is getting laid you cheap f*ck.

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

*shrug* so he grabbed a couple of condoms, big deal. Admittedly he probably shouldn't have put his initials on 'em but it's not too big of a deal.

Anonymous said...

Yeah chill out you sexless whiner

Anonymous said...

agree, it sounds like the poster doesn´t want his roommate to find out that his storage never reduces

Anonymous said...

Wow I wouldnt want to be paying for my roomates condoms. What a dick, you owe him those!

Anonymous said...

take a pin of a sewing needle and poke a hole in all of them with his initials on them. It will be indetectable by him, but his chick could get the preggers. That would teach him to fuck with you

Anonymous said...

lol I think he posted about this more to be funny... not whiny.

Anonymous said...

It's one thing to have a disput over money but to willfully intend to get someone pregnant is just cruel and wrong.

Anonymous said...

Not this again...

Anonymous said...

"to wilfully get someone pregnant is cruel and wrong"

You are so right, Im sure your father was quite the prick. Or are you an accident??

Anonymous said...

ribbed for her pleasure...ewwwww

Anonymous said...

do you ever fucking update this piece of shit of shit or can you not make up any more stories

Anonymous said...

update dick

Anonymous said...

You're the most worthless, piece of shit blogger ever.

Anonymous said...

yeah fuck you and your whole family for not updating...i can't believe i keep coming here

Anonymous said...

lame update this shit or make sumtin up

Anonymous said...

The whole idea of making a blog is to update it...so do it dick

Anonymous said...

blog now renamed to "non updater dick"

Anonymous said...

fuck you. you are a worthless piece of shit who doesnt update this. i hope you are enjoying that Hentai and DnD you seem to be consumed in.

Anonymous said...

lol, you bastards amaze me. is your life that shitty that you have to come to someone's blog to make yourself feel better? make your own damn blog you lazy bastards and stop living vicariously through someone else.

go ahead, give it a try. the blog here is free.

Anonymous said...

you above are a dick...cus you comment on complainers by complainin about em..

Anonymous said...

Hi!

Anonymous said...

and you too are a dick for complaining about me, probably shoulda thought before you posted that genius.

Anonymous said...

When are we going to see some new posts? You guys are lazy dicks.

Anonymous said...

Dude...how many vacations do you take?

Anonymous said...

I think this dick made a blog so we could all say how much of a lazy dick he is!

dick said...

update lagger

Anonymous said...

Dear roomate,
When you said you were going to make a blog commenting on the worlds biggest dick roommates i thought wow thats going to be pretty sweet. But know a month later, Ive realized that your the biggest DICK 8=====D of them all because you dont update your once amazing blog site. I know you arent dead, so update DICK.

love,
ur roomie

arbyn said...

this is the funniest post I've read all day.

Anonymous said...

wow... someone is a little trigger happy with the comments there. the whole idea of the blog is for OTHER PEOPLE to submit things so dude can update. maybe he hasn't gotten any e-mails... or maybe you bitches just need to shut the fuck up and chill.

Anonymous said...

someone got beaten when they were a kid

Anonymous said...

What I don't get is why is this guy keeping/paying to keep a website up that he hasn't updated in over a month. If he isn't getting submissions, he should shut it down.

Anonymous said...

Uhmmmm, a blog on blogger.com is free.

Anonymous said...

hi i eat balsamic vinegarette and my mouth smells like cheese please pass the peas you make me sneeze!

Anonymous said...

update this POS

Anonymous said...

R.I.P

Anonymous said...

Update you DICK!

Anonymous said...

You are the biggest asshole on planet Earth...I hope you die in a car wreck

Anonymous said...

Since this dick won't update his site, go to mine and send me some money. Everyone wins. http://paymystudentloans.blogspot.com/

Joe said...

This was a pretty funny site for a while. It's dead now.

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