Tuesday, April 1, 2008

The Angry Face

Dear Roommate, (aka "angry face" as everyone calls you behind your back)

What is the point of stockpiling all your food in your own room when theres a kitchen? We don't eat your stuff because we know what a bitch you'd be about it, and hell, half the time you eat our shit. Stop being such a paranoid, selfish, glutton and maybe people would stop hating you for being a self centered prick.

P.S. It may not seem like it but, everyone hates you. Everyone.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't hate your roommate <3

Anonymous said...

Who goes into someones room (problobly uninvited) to take pictures of his food?

Anonymous said...

Dude, he keeps his food in his room to prevent moochers from taking it. From experience, I keep my stuff in my room to make sure dicks like my fucker roommates don't eat it all (even after asking them not to). Sometimes paranoia prevents an empty stomach.

Anonymous said...

Wow that was really mean!!!

Anonymous said...

Blamer has no clue what this blog is about. You post to complain about crap that clearly shows why your roommate's a dick. This "his gives me an angry face and hides his food" bull is pathetic, the whole "well, maybe this isn't so bad, but if you KNEW the guy, you'd know he's a dick, even if I can't specify any one thing he did wrong," and you sound like a complete woman when you say with that whole "well, it's not what he did, it's why he did it, that paranoid prick" argument. Then of course, when nobody else here validated your bitching, of course "roommate #2" (also anonymous) joins in.

Besides, can you blame the poor bastard for being "a paranoid, selfish, glutton" considering that "everyone calls you [angry face] behind your back." It's only paranoia if they're not really out to get you.

Anonymous said...

Oh I've been here, see the same page for my gravy being stolen...the bitch ate it plain...just gravy with a spoon...and this Was me hoarding my food. She would come into my room and eat my food...she ate from the pan if I was trying to cook my dinner if I wasn't right there all the time to watch my food cooking! And don't get me started on her drinking my beer and then filling the bottles with water and putting them in the fridge!!!

Anonymous said...

Author is dicker than the roomie.

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