Sunday, March 1, 2009

Dick-Gyver


Dear Roommate,

Grow the fu*k up and gain some maturity so that when my friends come over to visit and need a place to sit, you stop tying your chair to the desk. Why did you tie it with thread? WHY THREAD!? If I was that fucking stupid I would at least use rope or something substantial to make me use a bit of effort to regain access to the chair. And your intense paranoia that I'm going to steal your shit is getting old too. Who did I catch stealing my books, clothes, and condoms? Yes douche bag, it was you. But somehow you felt it was necessary to not so strategically place pieces of tapes on all your drawers and closet? Seriously? Rot in hell thieving dick.

Hugs and Kisses,

Your Roommate

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not your chair, bitch.

Anonymous said...

I agree with above. If he doesn't want you using his chair, don't use it. Its not yours to use, its his.

Anonymous said...

Fuck that faggot you should piss in his underwear drawer like I did to my roomate

 
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