Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Destructive Dick


Dear Roommate,
You don't even f*cking live here yet you still manage to cause more damage then anyone who pays rent here. Thanks for mysteriously breaking the toilet and eating all of our food and passing out in the middle of the living room. Oh...wait...what's that? OF COURSE you can crash on our couch for the next week for free. We have plenty of shit left for you to break buddy.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least he fights for cancer.

Anonymous said...

he's got a bag of weed in his hand...

Anonymous said...

hahah it IS weed! Someone report this kid.

Anonymous said...

its not a bag, its one of those prescription bottles

 
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