Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Sleepy Dick

Dear Roommate,

I can tell you like to sleep, I mean, you do it nearly all day instead of going to class. Funny thing is, I also like to sleep. So when you set your alarm to wake you up at 7 am, please wake up at 7 am. Instead of having me wake up, tell you to turn off your alarm only for you to hit the SNOOZE so I can do the same thing every FIVE MINUTES until it's 9am - when I actually have to be up.



89 comments:

Anonymous said...

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I hope the all drive their cars into a tree full of AIDS...full fucking blown.

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Anonymous said...

I had a roommate my first year of college just like this! She would let her alarm go off and she wouldn't wake up. I got so fed up whenever this would happen I would just go to the door and open it and slam it really hard, she always heard that.

Victor said...

I feel your pain! My roomate does the same damn thing! Except he uses his cellphone as the alarm, and it's set to play Beyonce when it goes off. WHAT THE FUCK!

Anonymous said...

TO THE LEFT! TO THE LEFT!

Duli said...

yep, last years roommate did this every day. by the time he skipped all his finals both semesters, he dropped out with a gpa over the entire year of .2 out of a 4 point scale. also, when i get up at 10:00, it was always nice seeing your ugly face walking in the door after a nice hard night/morning of partying.

Anonymous said...

I had the same problem, he had 8AMs and would set an alarm for 7AM when I had a class at noon that day. I just started turning off his alarms. I saw his GPA at the end of the semester and it was a solid 1.4 or something like that. I have no idea what happened to him the second semester...

Anonymous said...

Try having a roommate who leaves his alarm clock set in his locked room for 6AM...when he left for his parents for a week! We ended up complaining to the managers, who had to break in, turn off the alarm clock, only to find 5 dinner plates, 3 dessert plates, and a billion cups with various non-identifiable items stuck to them.

Anonymous said...

I understand. First two years of college I lived in the dorms... roommate hit snooze for three hours and I had to wake him up every time.

Do yourself a favor--- smother the bastard.

Anonymous said...

i have a roommate with one of those oldschool two bell alarm clocks, with the two bells and the knocker thing in-between.

he wanted to wake up at 3AM one time to go hunting. set the alarm... set it on the table next to his bed... RIGHT NEXT TO HIS HEAD.

5 minutes after the alarm started going off, I'm fucking fuming. So I go.. turn it off. 7am rolls around... I hear a "WAHT THE FUCK?? THE ALARM NEVER WENT OFF??"

That made me smile.

Ginamonster said...

Oh...I'm a snoozer. I should break that habit before I have to share a room again.

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