Dear Roommate,
I can tell you like to sleep, I mean, you do it nearly all day instead of going to class. Funny thing is, I also like to sleep. So when you set your alarm to wake you up at 7 am, please wake up at 7 am. Instead of having me wake up, tell you to turn off your alarm only for you to hit the SNOOZE so I can do the same thing every FIVE MINUTES until it's 9am - when I actually have to be up.
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I had a roommate my first year of college just like this! She would let her alarm go off and she wouldn't wake up. I got so fed up whenever this would happen I would just go to the door and open it and slam it really hard, she always heard that.
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yep, last years roommate did this every day. by the time he skipped all his finals both semesters, he dropped out with a gpa over the entire year of .2 out of a 4 point scale. also, when i get up at 10:00, it was always nice seeing your ugly face walking in the door after a nice hard night/morning of partying.
I had the same problem, he had 8AMs and would set an alarm for 7AM when I had a class at noon that day. I just started turning off his alarms. I saw his GPA at the end of the semester and it was a solid 1.4 or something like that. I have no idea what happened to him the second semester...
Try having a roommate who leaves his alarm clock set in his locked room for 6AM...when he left for his parents for a week! We ended up complaining to the managers, who had to break in, turn off the alarm clock, only to find 5 dinner plates, 3 dessert plates, and a billion cups with various non-identifiable items stuck to them.
I understand. First two years of college I lived in the dorms... roommate hit snooze for three hours and I had to wake him up every time.
Do yourself a favor--- smother the bastard.
i have a roommate with one of those oldschool two bell alarm clocks, with the two bells and the knocker thing in-between.
he wanted to wake up at 3AM one time to go hunting. set the alarm... set it on the table next to his bed... RIGHT NEXT TO HIS HEAD.
5 minutes after the alarm started going off, I'm fucking fuming. So I go.. turn it off. 7am rolls around... I hear a "WAHT THE FUCK?? THE ALARM NEVER WENT OFF??"
That made me smile.
Oh...I'm a snoozer. I should break that habit before I have to share a room again.
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