Monday, September 24, 2007

Dick-quilla Sunrise


Dear Roommate,

Mexico + 1/2 bottle of Tequilla and my dick of a roommate thinks its ok to dry hump me?




11 comments:

Anonymous said...

you seem to be enjoying it, with your legs wrapped around haha

Anonymous said...

Why are your toenails painted????

Anonymous said...

Toenails are painted cos it's a chick.

Anonymous said...

be happy it was dry

vongosux said...

safe4all.org

Anonymous said...

if thats a chick she's got a nice bald spot starting

Anonymous said...

I'd tap that.

Anonymous said...

that fucking cunt is enjoying his khaki covered dick grinding against her, shes all wrapped around him and the fag Borat impersonator on the couch is laughing, so this one is STUPID.


Moral=DONT LET YOUR ROOM MATE DRY HUMP YOU THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT WHEN YOU ARE SOBER.

CrypticLife said...

You guys don't get it. The complaint is that he didn't take her clothes off.

Anonymous said...

You're right CrypticLife, the complaint's not "you dryhumped me", it's "you only dryhumped me".

Anonymous said...

It's *always* okay to dry hump you.

 
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