Monday, September 24, 2007

Door Dick



Dear Roomie,

Remember how you NEVER SHUT THE GODDAMN DOOR even in the winter when it’s -5 outside and we have oil heat for f$%*’s sake. And remember how your asshole hookup walked in on me in the shower and then didn’t even f$%*ing apologize? NO? Well for an animal lover you sure dropped my poor pet rabbit on the floor every f$%*ing night you got drunk. And by the way, it’s not unreasonable to ask you to pay your share of the bill within two months of receiving it! And no, I wasn’t f$%*ing every guy that walked through our door – I just can have a male friend without F$%*ING HIM!!!
Love,

Your Roommate!

3 comments:

Steven said...

Did we have the same roommate?

Mine was also a total douche with leaving all the lights on AFTER they left to go to work in the middle of the day.

Anonymous said...

You're gay for having a pet rabbit.

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