Monday, September 24, 2007

The Dunt


Dear Dick Roommate Web site,


I had a guy I used to work with call me up at work one night and ask me for a favor. He drove his car through a huge puddle and it flooded out and stalled. He needed me to come pick him up from work, and a place to stay that night. He ended up staying with me for a month and a half. He had said his house had gotten broken into, and he didn't want to go back and was trying to find a new place. I got stuck supporting him for a month. To make it worse, I had things start to come up missing, and nobody else was ever in the house. I had a bucket of change that had 400 dollars in it, and he stuffed the bottom with paper towels and threw what change was left on top of it to make it look full. He stole my checkbook and forged a check to the liquor store. He kept coming up with lies to weasel his way into staying with me longer until i finally couldn't take it anymore and booted him out. My roommate was a dick and a cunt. He was a dunt!

8 comments:

Lindsay said...

i hope you kicked him in his face.

Anonymous said...

It took you a month and a half to kick him out? It's your own fucking fault you retard.

Pol said...

sorry but that's your fault, he is a cunt yes but you seem to be some sort of spineless tit who goes bleating to the internet like that'll help.

Eric-Steve said...

Yeah, I would have either never let him in to begin with or I would've booted him upon the first thing missing.....

Anonymous said...

hey I'm a really nice guy and i need a place to crash can I come by tomorrow

your soon to be best friend

O.J.

Anonymous said...

was his name andrew?
i have a similar story, but my room mates let him stay over not me
and things started to come up missing...

Merlin said...

Stealing checks and signing them is a criminal offence. You should have gone to the police. This guy is now able to start again elsewhere and everyone will believe it's his first time. Even worse, he'll feel safe in doing so.

Had it happened to me, the guy who have been kicked out very early and sued.

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