I'm pretty sure you ate pasta....how do I know? Because the dish has been STARING AT ME FOR A GOD DAMN WEEK! Not to mention the 30 glasses. In case you forgot, the dishwasher is three feet to the left.
I'm sick of you leaving your shit all over the place, and not paying me back when I pay your electric bill. And drinking my beer. And hitting on my girlfriend when you're drunk. I've had enough. I'm taking a stand. This site is dedicated to you and the millions of other dick roommates around the world.