Monday, September 24, 2007

A Dirty Dick


Dear Roommate,

I'm pretty sure you ate pasta....how do I know? Because the dish has been STARING AT ME FOR A GOD DAMN WEEK! Not to mention the 30 glasses. In case you forgot, the dishwasher is three feet to the left.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

my room-mate is the same way, though she likes to leave her dirty dishes and food sitting in our living room for everyone to see. she leaves her used tamponds and pads unwrapped in the trashcan with no bag in it! After a couple of days my OCD kicks in forcing me to clean her dishes up myself.

Anonymous said...

hey, I have those glasses!

Anonymous said...

i'm having the same problem. I've started putting their dirty dishes and trash they leave out on the floor in front of their bedroom doors.

Unknown said...

I got in a competition with a roommate over this kind of stuff once - neither would admit half the mess was his.

In the end neither of us did any dishes for a couple of weeks untill I cracked :(

S said...

Mine did the same thing.

After I washed 1/2 her dishes (there was no counter space left in the kitchen for me to prep a meal), she went all Mommie-Dearest-no-wire-hangers on me.

Crazy bitch.

Anonymous said...

Are girls worse than guys with dishes?

I've lived with both, and all the girls were the worst!

Anonymous said...

Wow... another Princess Piggy flashback for me. Sad thing was, we had a dishwasher (but she refused to learn how to use it).

 
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