Monday, September 24, 2007

A Dirty Dick


Dear Roommate,

I'm pretty sure you ate pasta....how do I know? Because the dish has been STARING AT ME FOR A GOD DAMN WEEK! Not to mention the 30 glasses. In case you forgot, the dishwasher is three feet to the left.

11 comments:

ass said...

No No No, ass-hat.
You lazy dirty waste of carbon. Learn the ancient art of cleaning up after yourself.

Anonymous said...

my room-mate is the same way, though she likes to leave her dirty dishes and food sitting in our living room for everyone to see. she leaves her used tamponds and pads unwrapped in the trashcan with no bag in it! After a couple of days my OCD kicks in forcing me to clean her dishes up myself.

Anonymous said...

hey, I have those glasses!

Anonymous said...

i'm having the same problem. I've started putting their dirty dishes and trash they leave out on the floor in front of their bedroom doors.

Gunnar Hrafn said...

I got in a competition with a roommate over this kind of stuff once - neither would admit half the mess was his.

In the end neither of us did any dishes for a couple of weeks untill I cracked :(

Steven said...

Mine did the same thing.

After I washed 1/2 her dishes (there was no counter space left in the kitchen for me to prep a meal), she went all Mommie-Dearest-no-wire-hangers on me.

Crazy bitch.

Anonymous said...

Are girls worse than guys with dishes?

I've lived with both, and all the girls were the worst!

Anonymous said...

FUCKING THANK YOU. My roommate uses a clean glass when he needs a sip of water. He goes through 8 a day....
"NO, don't rinse it out and use it again. NO, please use a clean one so I can wash them all later!!!"

Anonymous said...

My room-mate is probably the worst dick head ever. You can smell the bastard a mile before you will see him. The idiot doesn't take a shower, doesn't do his laundry and is an out and out pigsty. Probably a pigsty smells better than this ass. (And I kid you not! I know he hasn't had a bath for atleast a month and hasn't done his laundry more than once the whole of this year.) His room stinks so bad that if his door is open I cannot survive the stench. I can't use the bath if he's been in there. I have told the idiot he stinks, his room stinks, his clothes stink and the ass tells me he doesn't have time for personal hygiene. Can I report him to the health services or what? Help me please. I don't think I can survive the ass for another month.

Anonymous said...

Wow... another Princess Piggy flashback for me. Sad thing was, we had a dishwasher (but she refused to learn how to use it).

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