Sunday, September 23, 2007

Double-Fisting Dick


Dear Roomate,

You go out 5 nights a week, get drunk and call the same ugly fat girl to get your dick wet. So you leave me two options: cry myself to sleep to the sound of you porking that bitch. OR sleeping in the lounge on a tinyass ikea furniture. F-you, you chubby chasing son of a bitch

-The guy you share mailbox with

17 comments:

evil bert said...

Your roomate looks like the kind of frat boy douchebag that talks alot of game, then gets drunk and fucks fat ugly girls. You should have seen this coming.

Anonymous said...

word

happyfart said...

douche bag at best

Anonymous said...

Firebushed asshole

Anonymous said...

At least he goes out and he gets laid. Why don't you/aren't you?

Anonymous said...

who the fuck plays beer-pong on a mini air-hockey table, you asshole.

Brother Psycho said...

The person who made the second post above this one is obviously fat or has a fat girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

what exactly is the Brontosaurus used for??

Anonymous said...

Are you in the room when they are having sex -- That's the worst part of this post!

Anonymous said...

Don't talk to him--he's an asshole!

Anonymous said...

He looks like a docuhe bag fatty fucker

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