Dear Roommate,
If I have to hear about how NO ONE loves you one more f*cking time and how f*cking fat you are I will puke in your OCD cleaned room. If I have to hear how you only "ate 3 grapes yesterday and a piece of cheese and then you drank 5 and 1.3 beers and went home with Frankenstein (but you, of course, didn't have sex with them -- you f*cking tease) I'll go insane.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Dramatic Dick
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2 comments:
Is that a "weight loss" sucker like Britney uses?
...then I had a hot dog, and I figured that was okay because hot dogs are magical, and they help with my blood pressure. And then I had a single broccoli leaf. It was delicious. Then guess what I did??? I had an apple! YES! Isn't that amazing?! AND now I am just a big fat cow, cause of it.
Hello? That's your cue. Tell me I'm skinny. DO IT!
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