Saturday, September 29, 2007

Dramatic Dick


Dear Roommate,

If I have to hear about how NO ONE loves you one more f*cking time and how f*cking fat you are I will puke in your OCD cleaned room. If I have to hear how you only "ate 3 grapes yesterday and a piece of cheese and then you drank 5 and 1.3 beers and went home with Frankenstein (but you, of course, didn't have sex with them -- you f*cking tease) I'll go insane.

9 comments:

ANNOYED! said...

sounds like my fucking roommate.. except she has sex with them and then complains about it.. yet she doesnt think shes a slut.. are you fucking kidding me?! youve had sex with more people than most people do in their entire lives!

Anonymous said...

I hate girls who have to talk about what they ate that day. Who gives a shit?! If you have nothing better to talk about than your meal, you are a seriously BORING person!

Anonymous said...

Is that a "weight loss" sucker like Britney uses?

Anonymous said...

...then I had a hot dog, and I figured that was okay because hot dogs are magical, and they help with my blood pressure. And then I had a single broccoli leaf. It was delicious. Then guess what I did??? I had an apple! YES! Isn't that amazing?! AND now I am just a big fat cow, cause of it.

Hello? That's your cue. Tell me I'm skinny. DO IT!

Dick said...

and they're all fuking rich bitches too! Fuk em! Do what you have to with them and get rid of them!

Anonymous said...

that fat bitch does need a diet. and probably some lyposuction as well

Anonymous said...

How do you know they are rich, cause one has painted nails?

You're an idiot!

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