Monday, October 1, 2007

A Forgetful Dick

Dear Roommate,

Take your god damn F #*ing keys with you...

I hope your new roommates are as easy going as I have been with you, especially when you go out
and forget to take your keys and then resort to either ringing my mobile or the door bell for 10 mins at 3 am until I let you in.

P.S No i dont have any change for the bus!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

what a forgetful dick! that has happened to me before, i know how you feel

Anonymous said...

I disabled out doorbell and installed industrial locks on the windows to prevent this... the pounding I was able to tolerate, and a few NY winter nights to teach helped cure the disease.

Anonymous said...

yeah .. my room-mate looses her keys when she goes out so she purposely leaves her keys in her room, locking her self out waking me and my other four room-mates up at 4-6 in the morning by banging on the door or calling my phone, then has the nerve to have sex in the room next to mine after waking me up!

Anonymous said...

At least she isnt having sex with a complete stranger in the room you share while you are forced to sleep on the most uncomfortable couch in the world.

Anonymous said...

Yup, at least that's not happening.

Anonymous said...

yes thank god i dont ahve to share a room with her but the walls are very thin, and shes been with 7 guys since last thursday, all of which come to me and beg me not to tell anyone, and deny it to all their friends about sleeping with her. Oh i looove my room mate.

Anonymous said...

Try having your roommate do some dude at 3 in the am with YOU IN THE ROOM, and then deny it the next day......even though you could clearly HEAR every little thing that happened.....nasty. To make things worse, neither of the two people liked to shower.

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