Monday, September 24, 2007

Samurai Dick



Dear Roomie,

I remember a time, not more than six months ago, when you still showered, brushed your teeth and did an occasional load of laundry. Those were the days, huh?

Well now that reeking pile of filth outside of your room is beginning to attract flies, and your breath consistently smells of a strange combination of sour milk and rotting vagina. Not to mention the dishes that I bought that YOU use that YOU refuse to clean.

By the way, that giant pile of beer cans outside your room is sitting on top of a huge dark brown stain, which I assume is because you put 200 half empty beer cans on top of it, and you might want to know the owner of the pussy you've been sucking that she has a serious problem. Brush your goddamn teeth and get your smelly ass out!

Sincerely,

The owner of the sword you're f$%*ing.

P.S. I'm gonna pop your air mattress with it.

3 comments:

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

que?

Anonymous said...

haha, what a DICK!

Anonymous said...

Next time -- don't let him put a hole in the plastic over his head.

 
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