Roomie, our walls share a vent!!! My boyfriend and I love laughing at your "Dirty Talk", but if I have to listen JustinTimberlake, Counting Crows, or the phrase, "Does it feel good?" one more time -- I'm gonna go crazy.
I'm sick of you leaving your shit all over the place, and not paying me back when I pay your electric bill. And drinking my beer. And hitting on my girlfriend when you're drunk. I've had enough. I'm taking a stand. This site is dedicated to you and the millions of other dick roommates around the world.