Wednesday, November 7, 2007

THIS WEEK'S "YOU WRITE THE LETTER" WINNER!!

Dear Roommate,

I know how mistletoe works, but what do I get if I stand under this...herpes?

Clean up the apartment!

20 comments:

Ken Mehlman said...

Next time, it's your dick on the hook, DICK!

Anonymous said...

considering the size of this one, its safe to say it wasn't yours.

Anonymous said...

I suggested the idea to get a flag for the house in order to spruce up the place a little bit. Instead, my roommate decided to spermicide the place up a little bit. Thanks, DICK!

Ryan
Roselle Park, New Jersey

Anonymous said...

why the shit are you saving those things???? FUCK!

Anonymous said...

the condom looks empty

Lindsay said...

I want to know how the hell it got up there.

Anonymous said...

"Dear roommate - I know you're going through a dry spell, but could you stop humping everything that protrudes more than three inches from the wall?"

happylard said...

coat hanger ejaculates!!!
ftw

Graeme said...

Dear roommate: I'm glad that you're very limber and take safe sex seriously, but stop impaling your ass on my furnishings!

Anonymous said...

Dear Unsheathed Dick,

I'm really sad I missed such a crazy party last weekend. I know, I know, you finally got laid. You can take your trophy down now... it's starting to smell like a butcher shop in here.

Sincerely,
Pissed Off Not On

Anonymous said...

Dear roomate

When I went out of town on family weekend, this was NOT what I expected to find when I got back.
What the hell is wrong with you??

Anonymous said...

Dear Dick of a Roommate...

I've heard of a tie on the doorknob, but a condom on the hook?

Seiously, there are better ways to warn people of what you're doing inside.

Anonymous said...

Dear roomate

This is the last time I let your parents crash at our place

badhatharry said...

Dear Amityville Horror House,

Please stop raping me.

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Dear Roommate,

In some cases boasting previous experience can up your credibility, but sadly, this is not one of them.
stop hanging your sex resume in our living room.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, I don't mind the fact that you land a helicopter in the apartment. But could you find a better wind gauge.

Anonymous said...

Dear Roommate

I know you have a dick, but please stop being a dick by putting up condoms everywhere to let us know you actually have a dick

Peeface McTavish, Esq. said...

Dear Dick,

I know how mistletoe works...What do I get if I stand under this?...

...herpes. Clean up the apartment.

Anonymous said...

Dear Roommate, The next time a condom appears on anything in our home except your teeny weeny or a trash can...I'll choke you with it!
BTW-Grown men shouldn't have to post their comdoms to show their getting some,unless their not really getting some! Grow up!

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