Dear Roommate,
I know how mistletoe works, but what do I get if I stand under this...herpes?
Clean up the apartment!
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
THIS WEEK'S "YOU WRITE THE LETTER" WINNER!!
I know how mistletoe works, but what do I get if I stand under this...herpes?
Clean up the apartment!
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considering the size of this one, its safe to say it wasn't yours.
I suggested the idea to get a flag for the house in order to spruce up the place a little bit. Instead, my roommate decided to spermicide the place up a little bit. Thanks, DICK!
Ryan
Roselle Park, New Jersey
the condom looks empty
I want to know how the hell it got up there.
"Dear roommate - I know you're going through a dry spell, but could you stop humping everything that protrudes more than three inches from the wall?"
coat hanger ejaculates!!!
ftw
Dear Unsheathed Dick,
I'm really sad I missed such a crazy party last weekend. I know, I know, you finally got laid. You can take your trophy down now... it's starting to smell like a butcher shop in here.
Sincerely,
Pissed Off Not On
Dear roomate
When I went out of town on family weekend, this was NOT what I expected to find when I got back.
What the hell is wrong with you??
Dear Dick of a Roommate...
I've heard of a tie on the doorknob, but a condom on the hook?
Seiously, there are better ways to warn people of what you're doing inside.
Dear roomate
This is the last time I let your parents crash at our place
Dear Amityville Horror House,
Please stop raping me.
Thanks.
Dear Roommate,
In some cases boasting previous experience can up your credibility, but sadly, this is not one of them.
stop hanging your sex resume in our living room.
Seriously, I don't mind the fact that you land a helicopter in the apartment. But could you find a better wind gauge.
Dear Dick,
I know how mistletoe works...What do I get if I stand under this?...
...herpes. Clean up the apartment.
Dear Roommate, The next time a condom appears on anything in our home except your teeny weeny or a trash can...I'll choke you with it!
BTW-Grown men shouldn't have to post their comdoms to show their getting some,unless their not really getting some! Grow up!
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