Dear Roommate,
Just to make sure I got this straight. You had a hooker over, had sex on our futon, BROKE IT, and now you refuse to pay for a new one. No, I was not planning to get rid of it anyway! But thank you for fighting the good fight and buying crab shampoo. How can I thank you enough? You’re a dick.
5 comments:
crabby patty
Dude, your roommate had a good night. Nothing like a hooker to make a day brighter.
Stop bitchin and get her digits bro
Crabs from a hooker? -- Never.
I think the best thing is that he refuses to pay. What a shit! If you break it, you buy it -- #1 rule of roommates.
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