Thursday, November 1, 2007

A Daddy's Dick

Dear Roommate,


Just because you don't know how to use zip-lock bags or rubbermaid containers, doesn't mean you can move all MY stuff off the top shelf of the refrigerator so you can fit in your fucking pizza boxes!

Oh, and since your daddy owns the apartment, go ahead and tell him how you and the other roomie did ALL the cleaning and I did none and I was the evil one. Since he's as big of a dick as you are, he'll believe it, despite the fact that you and your butt buddy vacuumed the place one more time than I did during the year (bringing the grand total to TWICE)... 

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

you only vacuumed once? i dont get it

Anonymous said...

I think you both have some things to iron out. What's wrong with moving a few things off the top of the fridge?
You'd probably bitch if she left it out to go bad. It's not like your roommate put it on the counter. You guys are obviously both dicks.

Anonymous said...

So your place got vacumed once every six months??

Anonymous said...

just move the fuck out already. find another place. dick.

happylard said...

every girl's a daddy whore

Anonymous said...

they both sound like dicks.

Anonymous said...

I hereby proclaim YOU to be the DICK! Boo fucking hoo your stuff was moved. Get a life, and only cleaning 3 times in one year is vile. Bet you girls all got smelly, dirty "private areas" as well if you can't even manage to clean your floor more than every 4 months. Rank.

Anonymous said...

double dick dilemma.

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