Thursday, November 1, 2007

A Daddy's Dick

Dear Roommate,


Just because you don't know how to use zip-lock bags or rubbermaid containers, doesn't mean you can move all MY stuff off the top shelf of the refrigerator so you can fit in your fucking pizza boxes!

Oh, and since your daddy owns the apartment, go ahead and tell him how you and the other roomie did ALL the cleaning and I did none and I was the evil one. Since he's as big of a dick as you are, he'll believe it, despite the fact that you and your butt buddy vacuumed the place one more time than I did during the year (bringing the grand total to TWICE)... 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

you only vacuumed once? i dont get it

Anonymous said...

So your place got vacumed once every six months??

Anonymous said...

double dick dilemma.

 
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